depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend.
But…
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
(via seannybubbles)
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1. Did you wake up cranky?
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2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
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3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
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4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
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5. Can you commit to one person?
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6. How do you look right now?
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7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
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8. How often do you listen to music?
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9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
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10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2014?
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11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
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12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
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13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
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14. Can you drive a stick shift?
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15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
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16. Are you going out of town soon?
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17. When was the last time you cried?
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18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
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19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
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20. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
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21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
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22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
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23. Are you nice to everyone?
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24. What are you sitting on right now?
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25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
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26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
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27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
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28. Do you get a lot of colds?
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29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
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30. Does anyone hate you?
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31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
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32. Do you like watching scary movies?
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33. Are you a jealous person?
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34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
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35. Did you have a dream last night?
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36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
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37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
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38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
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39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
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40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
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41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
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42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
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43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
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44. What’s the best part about school?
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45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
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46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
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47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
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48. Were you single over the last summer?
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49. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
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50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
